My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
trancemeow:
supernikki93:
itzzzanthony:
nobodybutchiu:
I went over, nobody was home.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAH
AHAHAHA OWNED.
HAHAHA
(Source: light-, via cassyj)
jn0z:
That’s why I never have menstrual cramps!
(Source: dancequeen1284, via itsjanellamarie)