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Looking at your textbooks thinking

sodamnrelatable:

“What a waste of a tree”

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“suns” upside down is still “suns”

sodamnrelatable:

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My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

trancemeow:

supernikki93:

itzzzanthony:

nobodybutchiu:

I went over, nobody was home.

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAH

AHAHAHA OWNED.

HAHAHA

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jn0z:

That’s why I never have menstrual cramps! 

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